AT A SECOND GLANCE, HOW EXPENSIVE COULD THESE REALLY BE...?
A GREEN GLASS VASE, WITH PAINTED VINES AND FLOWERS RUNNING UP ON THE SIDE... COULD BE PLASTIC, JUDGING BY THE POOR PAINTJOB.
A CLAY STATUE... MICHELANGELO'S DAVID, BUT "MODERNISED".
HE IS HOLDING AN IPHONE AND WEARING A "HIPSTER MOUSTACHE".
THE TARGET AUDIENCE, WHOEVER IT MAY BE, CLEARLY DID NOT LIKE IT AS MUCH AS THE MANUFACTURER ASSUMED.
HOWEVER, THIS DEFINITELY LOOKS THE MOST INTACT OUT OF ALL THE ITEMS IN THE SHOP... PERHAPS IF YOU PAINTED OVER IT, IT COULD BE SALVAGEABLE...?
THE LAST ITEM IS THE LEAST JUSTIFIABLE TO BE IN AN ANTIQUE SHOP, THOUGH. WHAT IS IT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE?

A CRUEL JOKE, THAT'S WHAT.
[DON'T THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT IT] [KNOCK IT ALL OVER]
[SORT THROUGH FIGURINES] [TRY TO OPEN BOX]
[GO BACK TO LOOKING AROUND]