THIS IS A NICE FIGURINE.<br>
SHOPKEEP: "Very much so! Shall I wrap it for you?"<br>
YOU NOD. <br>
SHOPKEEP: His tone is annoyingly cheery, now that he's so close to getting a purchase. "Good choice, good choice by the way! Very rare figure! I found it in my grandma's attic... take good care of him!" He hands the figurine back to you.<br>
THE WRAPPING IS JUST A PAGE RIPPED OUT OF A NEWSPAPER. IT HAS A CAKE RECIPE AND ON THE OTHER SIDE, AN UNSOLVED SUDOKU, SHARING A PAGE WITH A VERY SEXIST CARTOON. <br>
SHOPKEEP: "20 dollars for the figurine, and then..." he pretends to be contemplating something. "You know what, the wrapping is free of charge, just for you!" <br>
HE HAS NEVER CHARGED MONEY FOR WRAPPING. IT IS NOT "JUST FOR YOU". <br>
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